you never fully realize just how weird people are until you work a minimum wage costumer service job

Yesterday I watched a man drink an entire jar of pasta sauce like it was a smoothie.

Today I had to explain to a woman that %50 off meant that, “yes it is half the usually price, it doesn’t mean you only get half of the item”

Constantly at my job
Me: You’ll be in theater 5 to the left.
Guest: Where is that?